Not really a TV question...

[Satan&Co]

...but it does involve eastenders.

Fair dues to the show producers for getting the four most unattractive women in history into the one programme, but mrs. beelzebub just asked me if I had to, which of Pat, Bianca, Heather or Shirley I'd do.

I did a little sick in my mouth, and still can't bring myself to picture it...

[cazzz1975]

then why picture it at all?

[sleepyj]

could be worse could of been dot lol

[weeal]

Saton&Co - how the devil are you? lol

[Whickerman]

oh dear god - the thought!

[Postdog]

Did you HAVE to put that in my head...!

[Abdulmajid]

If push come to shove, I'll do Wellard the Dog.

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol! Nobody can help their looks - just look at some of the male characters!!

[unrulyjulie]

I think patsy palmer is an attractive girl in "real life"

[Skreecheeboy]

I can't picture Heather or Shirley, are they both new?

[Ice.Maiden]

Isn't Shirley the one who has short hair and a face that you could fell trees with? Or is it the larger lady????
Awww....poor woman - she's probably very nice in real life, whoever.