"How lovely to see you!!!...even if you are one of the men!!!
I have missed you in the shrubbery!!!!"
Good tactics, good camouflage, sarumite, fooled 'em yet again. I knew you were out there all the time, just watching on!
We chaps need to look out for each other in the shrubbery and in particular for crofter in this time of his dire peril; let us hope that seekeerz shows some compassion and does not issue a FATwa.
However there is still time for a pint and then some port as, I hope, the laydees fade away to their Mills and Boon, hot water bottles, glasses of warm milk and thermals with their winceyette nighties.
Oh the vision, just too too exciting........