Great Idea for Saturday Night!!!!

[Abdulmajid]

I have a really good plan for Saturday night.

1) At about 11.30 ish when I come home I shall start a completely light hearted thread.

2) Said thread will go well for about ten questions.

3) Enter Legend

4) Thread goes down hill with drunken rants, in otherwise end of thread.

5) About 20-40 mins later enter the real filth brigade, like FINA.

6) My mental health is questioned.

7) I wish death on her kids

8) A thread is then started all about me, me , me

9) People on the periphery of opinion about me start to stress how bad I am.

10) I say a few choice words and again say something like FINA's son is a criminally insane nappy sniffer.

11) I go to bed


Anybody up for it?

[4GS]

Right then Minter, I have to take issue with your statement.
I personally know a Katie who is so ugly that when she fell out of the ugly tree, she hit every ugly branch on the way down and smacked her face on the ugly rock at the bottom, in fact she was so ugly that I had to sh4g her from behind so that I couldn't see her face, I also took the precaution of making both of us wear a paper bag over our heads, hers was in case she turned her head and looked at me during our doggy style sex, mine in case her bag fell off whilst she was looking at me.

(Of course I was very very drunk)

Not all Katies are good looking