Glesga stories part 2

[adamhornsby]

One day the Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three LittlePigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pigwas trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrowfull of straw and said, Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that strawto build my house?"The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think thatman said?"One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said F******hell! A talking pig!'"

A wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor'sexamining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctorarrived,examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat belownormal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed."Breast fed," she replied.Well, strip down to your waist,"the doctor ordered. She did.He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for awhile in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby isunderweight. You don't have any milk !"I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"

[JonnyBoy12]

How do you kill a Glaswegian?

Throw a 5p coin under a bus!

[Info Bank]

Being from the Glasgow area i have heard most of them .

Still good to read them again now im much older...LOL.