What is the best way to remove a cork

[marlasinger]

That is accidentally stuck where the sun don't shine? I have tried everything, will it require a visit to A&E? I tried a corkscrew but the pain was unimaginable.

[harryshaw]

invisable
a course to spell it

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could always give you an enama ohps i cant spell it

but enemas give you a good wash out

and the cork is gone xxxxx lol

[windywillow]

You could try eating several tins of beans and farting it out. With a bit of luck, every time you let one go, the cork will work its way a bit further down the passage. Hopefully by the end of the evening it will have reached the back door.

Good luck!

[marlasinger]

I think the earth just moved for me.

[chappie]

You could try those barbecue tongs.

[Haggisdj]

.. or a bunsen burner?