Where is it ?

[BertiWooster]

I'm at my wits end with worry cos , in anticipation of receiving my million quid from that Mr Confused.com - i've only gone out and spent recklessly on my credit cards .

Does anyone know when I'll receive my cheque � Do you think he has lost my address ?

[tiggerblue10]

The fairies will deliver it on their way home this evening.

[cazzz1975]

did you make sure you got a quote first, even if you didnt need one?

this is a critical step, that being said the man in the advert may have already plundered the bounty

[funnygirl]

Doesn't that guy remind you of David Jason as Delboy??!!

He does to me.

[cazzz1975]

yes, I actually find him mesmerising, I have no idea why

[BertiWooster]

tigger
I'm too smart - you can't fool me - my mum told me that there aren't such things as fairies .

cazzz
Oh no, dont say that !! - do you think he's gone and spent it all , down at DFS , before the sale ends ?

[cazzz1975]

I think it could be worse than that, I think he may have blown it on foxy bingo

[Info Bank]

31st Feb next year......Work it out.

[BertiWooster]

I cant wait that long , cos the penalty charges are going to start kicking in long before the 31 Feb

I wonder if he sent it by special delivery , and I wasn't in to sign for it ..

[randyraven]

He's counting out your money now.
I would invest your money in Labour goverment futures.