Mahamata Gandhi.

[Abdulmajid]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath...

This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I thought it was funny anyway and I am off to Scotland for the weekend so don't care.

Beware you bonnie scotch people!!!!!

[funnyboy]

Kind of amusing, i suppose.

[jno]

and carbon-dated to 1969

[joggerjayne]

Wasn't his brother called Mahatma Coat ?

[Drisgirl]

LOL -where ya going Wardy -anywhere near my neck of the woods cos I am bored senseless and cant even be bothered with the fun on here anymore !!

[Doc_Spock]

Hi Drissy. Don't say that. I have spent up decorating my flat in "YOVILLE"

[Abdulmajid]

Flyingto Edingburggggggh and staying somewhere on The Royal Mile.

Sadly I suffer terrible jet lag and being I will be in far off foreign land, I shall be having an early night.

But where can I get a REALLY MEATY Angus or Aberdeen steak from (not a chain restaurant, but authentic scotch steak)

[Drisgirl]

O Wardy my son lives in Edinburgh -he used to be in Rutland St next to the Cale hotel but he is farther out now -You are bound to get a good restaurant up Frederick St or one of the streets off Princes St leading to George St -we went to an excellant Tapos restaurant there when my son -bless him -treated me to a night in The Cale for no reason other than I suppose he loved me -it was wonderful -might not be your scene tho.Just ask -and you will find -anyway cheerio have a brill time cos ive got Doc to play with now lol !! (The let down was very kind to say the least -thank you -jet lag PMSL )

Doc see ya in a bit -left a message for ya xx

[Abdulmajid]

actually is there a difference between Aberdeen and Angus, I think they are the same.

I don't want to start in fight in Scotchland do I? The men are so hard they wear skirts you know!!!!

And the women are even harder. some even spit in public!!!!

[Drisgirl]

LOL -Aberdeen Angus is a breed of cattle as im sure you are aware so just ask for Aberdeen Angus !!

Wardy -some women even spit in private or was that on privates -sorry bit confused there !

Have a brill time and the weather is fantastic - really !

[Octavius]

Hey Wardy, if you are looking for some real beefy Angus, try Broughton Street.

[Abdulmajid]

I have packed my Eskimo jacket and full ski wear because I have heard that although it may be sunny today, it may be artic tomorrow.

It is near the North Pole after all.

And would a scotch man been offended if Iasked for Haggis with mash and vegetables? And not tatties and neeps. I am afraid I can not bring myself to say such silly words in public.

[Drisgirl]

We arent offended as we have such a diverse culture here that Tescos have a full aisle full of just bleeding Polish stuff (no not for for polishing- for migrant w**kers) -*false smile*

So ergo you will be refreshing up here in Eastern European Scotland !