Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh Spider on my Shoulder!

[puddicat]

Wonder how many more of these creatures i will see today, was in the bathroom doing my hair,and from out of the corner of my eye i saw a huge spider perched on my shoulder, swiped it off i thought, then ripped my t shirt off the little blighter landed behind the toilet! came down stairs to sort of the washing and there was another smaller one, so just waiting for my 3rd encounter, not usual bothered too much with spiders but to see one looking at me with those beady eyes scunnered me, there again had one down my bra once wondered what the tickling feeling was lol!!!

[missprim]

A spider had crawled into my umbrella but I didn't know until I got to the shops and when I opened my umbrella, this spider came down it's web right in front of my face.
You should have seen the looks on the other shoppers' faces as I lobbed my brolly into the air!

[mandimoo]

i dreamed i was abducted by aliens who put a probe down my throat and tried to open it up. i awoke from this, only to FEEL something still in my throat, extremely slow moving, like if youd swallowed a hunk of bread without chewing properly. the only conclusion i could draw once id woke up properly, was that id swallowed a large spider and its legs pressing out in my throat to gain purchase so it didnt slip down was the aliens opening up the probe. eeeewwww!! ;o((

[tigerlily11]

yea ewww to that to. I don't like them at all so its usually H with the glass and paper who kicks them out.
But the Chinese say it is good luck to have spiders in ur house. So I have learned to leave little Charlie in the corner of the landing.

[EmEd1984]

try this...i was making a roast dinner and i was cutting up my veggies when an EARWIG crawled out of my broccoli!

(:P

[pug100]

Em,
What's worse than finding an earwig in your broccoli?
Finding half of one.

My worst spider encounter was in the wee small hours, deaming away happily when a large arachnid fell from the ceiling onto my face.

FECK, gerroff and holy mother of Jesus what's that.

The spider was still on the pillow as I switched on the light and was a big beggar.

Using a piece of card and a handy receptacle it exited the window into the street below.

Needless to say I took a long time to get back to sleep after that.

I still think if I'd been sleeping with my mouth open........ECK

[puddicat]

My god it just gets worse lol, i remember many years ago was sitting down to my sunday lunch, Beef and veggies, one veg was cauliflower, i hadnt beoken them into florets, just washed small cauli in cold salted water, cooked served it up second mouthful picked up what i thought was a bit of cauli o find massive fat maggot attached to my fork, i flung the maggot across the room and is stuck to the fireplace, needless to say i have only recently been able to eat it again!!

[LoftyLottie]

I have a bad reaction to any drugs cotaining codeine. Unfortunately, it makes me hallucinate and it's always involves being totally surrounded by giant spiders. My medical files now carry a warning note.

Actually, I have grown to tollerate them generally and can even pick small ones up.