my 3 thoughts for today

[bobtheturkey]

my tiny brain cannot process any more than 3

(1) Jeremy Clarkson on tonight's top gear claims that sarah jessica parker looks like a boiled horse, i tend to agree

(2) who would win a fight between jason bourne and jack bauer?

(3) is desperate dan still alive?

[hippyhoppy]

1) don't care what Jeremy Clarkson says about anything..

2) dont know... not interested..

3) probably not - too much Cow Pie..

[abstract]

1.MMmmm boiled horse meat.........
2.??????????????????????????
3.MMmmm cow pie............................

[funnygirl]

1 - SJP is the most ugliest woman I've seen!

2 - Jason Bourne of course, he's cool!

3 - No.

[legend758]

She is an old hag


hard calll i am jason bourne and jack bauer is my hero.so id have to say jack bauer my hero would win



No he died of coronary heart failyre and excessive flatulence.





Ooooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



bobby




DID THAT HELP?????

[bobtheturkey]

i love the way you are always so happy hippy hoppy

[hippyhoppy]

not always a happy chick - got a 'friend'who spends all his time in the pub! - i'm stuck here with kids..

[helliebobs]

1. I've always thought she had slightly equine features.

2. I would sincerely hope Jack would beat Jason and cause him some considerable damage whilst he's at it.

3. He works in my office bob, it's true!!!

[lajohn]

2. Legend of course!

[legend758]

Hippy get him a few tinnies in .
Then turn off the laptop and get on the lap dancing gear.

Might work eh ?

ooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bobtheturkey]

Helliebobs is president of the north west matt damon fan club, legend/bourne is it true you are taking on a renegade army faction in your next movie on the beaches of tenerife

[hippyhoppy]

he lives in a different country!!! so all the tinnies will be drunk by me!!

[helliebobs]

shut your cake hole bob!!!

[legend758]

Sorry bobby it was cancelled.Lgistics sent the landing craft to las bognor beach instead of las americas.End result was a friendly fire incident in which the lead actior was shot in the face.

Theyre renaming if shaving ryans privates.


D T H ?

[legend758]

hippy careful
they might think

lives in a different country


in bar drinking


whos that sound like ???


oooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hippyhoppy]

It's not you so don't get ideas above your station..

[legend758]

Inever said that

or even thunk it

but


mmeeeooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww






the cat may already be out





of the bag










ooooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa