omg

[leggysback]

a giant big flying copckroach just flew into the shop

so i battered ity with a magazine and turned the dvd offf


scary sheeeeeet btw
it was a mega big thingy size of my thumb ffs

[pastafreak]

Is that YOU......or are you someone else???.......have lost track ;-0
Just wondering...

[whiffy]

No it's not him, another imposter.

[pastafreak]

I must be psychic...I just KNEW you would show up,whiff.
Funny,that!....or not

[leggysback]

hes like the smelll that lingers on my sh�t



d t h ?

[whiffy]

Try flushing it away and opening the window.

[pastafreak]

errmm...a bit colourful.Leg!!

[whiffy]

Obviously you'll need to scrape it up off the floor first.

[terambulan]

That's really mean.....to turn off the DVD.....the 'roach will suffer withdrawals now.

[leggysback]

gary glitter will suffer withdrawls from the CROYDON RUSKYS bottom later this week

so im told

[pastafreak]

This thread is going off.....byeee!!

[leggysback]

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[pastafreak]

You don't HAVE to put more e's on the end of yours, you know.
Showoff....