back to school (joke)

[steg]

When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited because there were three little Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asks the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knows this. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land. So, I know I am a Cherokee." The teacher says very good and asks the next little Indian boy to stand. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Comanche land. So, I know I am a Comanche." The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks the last little Indian boy to stand up. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Fu ckawee". The teacher looks dumb founded & says "I don't think there is any such tribe as the Fu ckawee." The little boy says, "My Father & I walked for many days and many nights, and many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but we kept walking. With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one day my Father stops and with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes, looks around. "He said hummmm, where the Fu ckawee"

[Drisgirl]

o man -just as I didnt think they could get worse lol !!

[logic]

it's a good un dris what's up weeya, ?

[tonyav]

good un steg

[steg]

worse Dris?....lol you want worse?

A chicken and an egg were lying next to each other in bed. The chicken was smiling and smoking a cigarette. With a p!ssed off look the egg said "Well, I guess we've answered that question".

[Drisgirl]

no honest logic -steg knows that I groan -he's one of buddies:) The tales we could tell but cant lol

[Lore]

Steg, we're heading up next month to see the family, remind me to give you a slap for that one! :p

[dove]

lol steg x

[Drisgirl]

see Logic-he gets worse lol -I have another one -there was this bloke minding his own business chilling out- face down on the bed and......................LMFAO -yee ha

[steg]

yip Dris best no say lol x

hi Lore x ,long time no see

[weeal]

pmsl

[Lore]

Hello oh steggy one :) how's you?

Dris, any chance you can baby sit next Sat? :p

[steg]

i'm fine Lore, hope you are too x

[Drisgirl]

aww Lore -im in Spain -or I would have (:

Sods law !!

[logic]

I'm begining not to trust you dris a promise should be kept, remember, ?

[WhiteBear]

i thought it was a short joke, as me being dyslexic, i dont think im going to bother reading it.

if u spaced it out for me, like put paragraphs etc then it would have been reading friendly!! for us sufferers :P lol

unless someone can read it out to me... oh hangf on i have a text reader.......nah cant b bothered to set it up... they sound werid. oh well i'l giv it a miss :(