I don't believe it.

[topogigo]

When i go back to the states soon for Christmas, and possibly forever. I will have to endure the non event that the Americans make of it.
No Boxing day, straight back to work, no lazing about bloated watching the Great Escape or the Queens Speech!
I imagine they all send Bah Humbug cards to each other?
How will i survive that, i will make it my life long Quest to convert the savages to civilised behaviour.
Tell me what would you miss about christmas if it was cancelled?

[terambulan]

Oh, by the way, we stylists stab nuisance clients in the head with out scissors! Or snip off their ears! So don't mess with us!