squeak squeak pop

[joggerjayne]

More of a ...

"grunt grunt click"

... tonight, cos I'm having a bottle of Peroni with my spag bog.

Anyway, stop chatting, stop drinking, and go over to Technology and help them answer my question there.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Technology/Ques tion640494.html

J xxx

[sara3]

evening, Jayne. I can't do techy questions, sorry.

I have a can of Pepsi. can you please advise how one should describe the opening sound of a can of Pepsi?

cheers :o)

[joggerjayne]

Clink Fsssssssssssssssss

Fancy a Peroni instead ???

x

[sara3]

yeah, that would be great.. thanks!

wanna share my Aero Bubbles?

[NWA]

if u use a bit of ky it doesnt squeek and u r very unlucky if it pops

[logic]

aero bubbles ,? you farting in the bath sara, ?

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, yummy, Sassy ... x x x


NWA ... that was naughty. But ... not naughty enough. You see, I've never really needed KY ... I just need a thirsty friend.

;-)

[sara3]

what I do in the bath is my business, but I don't take the laptop with me.

tried it once, everyone asked about webcam, blah blah blah....

[joggerjayne]

ROFL logic.

How did you get back here from Technology ?

I didn't see you in the corridor.

[logic]

It was dark, and I bumped into someone, was that you ?

Damn,

we could have had an orgy. :-)

[joggerjayne]

An orgy ?

Just the two of us ?

That would be like an orgy for people with no mates !!

=0)

I could have just sorted you out quickly, and nobody would have been any the wiser.

[Prudentia]

on another post already voted you the best thing since sliced bread, fillet steak, roast duck and aussie chardonnay, want nothing in return other than a couple of xxxxx's

[logic]

TUT TUT just my f**********************ng luck.

[logic]

eyup, what's prudentia after ?

[terambulan]

Gave my best on t'other link.....tomato juice on vodka rocks for me?

[joggerjayne]

Which post was that Pru ?







Hey, Pru, I read your post last night (I hope you know the one) and I just want to try to be a very, very, very good cyber friend with you. You're a tough cookine and I love you. xxx

[Prudentia]

love to you Jayne, one day I will tell you the whole story, it is most extraordinary and I would be most reluctant to share it with anyone that my instincts told me was less than 100% committed to truth and faith.

[joggerjayne]

xxxx for you Pru.

(that's not a bleeped out rude word) =0)

So logic ... have to be another time, eh?

Don't worry, I'm always sneaking into Technology for bits of advice.

[joggerjayne]

Oop, sorry ... almost forgot terambulan's drink.

Hi terambulan. Shall we stand out in the garden with the smokers? I've never smoked, but I spend a lot of time standing out in the beer garden with people who do.

=0)

[terambulan]

You don't have to suffer for me....am happy outside myself; cant stand crowded places of non-smokers where every burp and fart is magnified.

[joggerjayne]

To be honest, terambulan, I prefer it outside.

I don't like being too hot, I enjoy a bit of air, (and I secretly quite like the smell of smoke, but for god's sake don't tell anyone!).

I was sad when they stopped smoking in the Casino. It took away the James Bond atmosphere.

J x