Light on or off?

[janetwalsh13]

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on light and finds husband holding a d*ldo. you impotent sod. How could you lie to me all these years. Husband looks wife straight in the eye, calmly says..'I'll explain the tou if you explain the f****ing kids!!!'

[sleepyj]

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