Men and porn!

[CAJ1]

My boyfriend looks at porn, fact of life most men do it and thats ok with me as long as I don't really see it/know about it! Anyway, I was on his laptop and was a bit shocked at the rudeness of some of the subjects he had typed in to google and how many there were. I talked to him about it and he said would I prefer he looked at porn or went out and tried to cheat on me? I took that as meaning if he wasn't looking at porn he would be out looking for it instead to which he said I had twisted what he was saying. What do you make of it? Did I twist what he said? Would men really do that if there was no porn? And how much is too much??

[joggerjayne]

Hang on ...

... it's not "Bunt" is it ?

(like in the Monty Python sketch)

[CAJ1]

No...

Think along the lines of Roland! You're bound to get it now!

And before you ask, I can't remember why or how we came up with that, I'll ask tonight and get back to you!

[joggerjayne]

Surely not "rat" ?

Mr Happy and Rat ?

[CAJ1]

Got it in one joggerjayne! There must be a story behind this but can't think of what lol!

I hope he never sees this post, he'll kill me... ha ha that's probably what he thinks when he's looking up stuff!

[Doc.Spock.1]

Rat, is that for real, R A T


The mind doth truly boggle.

[CAJ1]

lol, I know! See, this was why I said I wasn't going to tell you's!

[joggerjayne]

Too late now, Ratty.

On the subject of porn ...

why is it that female porn stars tend to be quite sexy

and the men are really plain, and sometimes downright ugly?


Now, I fully appreciate the primary attribute required to be a male porn star (I'm not blonde!)

But half the time they can't keep it up without giving themselves one off the wrist

And when they reach the climax (so to speak) of the scene, they produce a laughable little dribble.

Come on porn film makers ... what about something for the girls ???

[andy-hughes]

Actually joggerjayne, the main atttribute a man needs is mental control - far more use to a director than a man with a large one who has a hair trigger.

As for the 'dribble' - he may well have filmed a couple of scenes already that day, hence the disappointment.

If you are keen on seeing your money's worth, get any of the Peter North films.

[joggerjayne]

Thanks andy-hughes. I'll bear it in mind.

LOL

Just Googled Peter North. He seems to have quite a specific "piece de resistance". He must drink a lot of fluids !!

[joggerjayne]

80)

Whooah, just looked at a couple of that guys clips !!!

He'd be lots of fun to play with.

goes back to Googling naughty clips

[Doc.Spock.1]

Now that does concern me, andy knowing stuff like that.

[joggerjayne]

I know andy's real identity.

I've just watched him in action, LOL.