henry

[cazzrob]

a woman was found today with a hoover nozzle stuck inside her private parts, although shes in intensive care, doctors say she's picking up well ;-)

[puddicat]

chuckle!!!

[zzxxee]

that made me giggle

[smudge]

lol

[carrust]

A hospital spokesman has issued a statement. "The patient is now out of danger & will be fitted with a bag in the next few days!"

[stewey]

If her situation had worsened, it might have been said that she was hoovering between life and death.

[carrust]

Stewey. I thought mine was bad...groan

[stewey]

............I know; just couldn't resist:)

[cazzrob]

While in operating theatre, surgeon asked for more suction!