Cop on a horse.

[logic]

> A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a cute little
> girl on her new shiny bike stopped
> beside him.
>
> 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
>
> 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
>
>
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
> violation..
>
>
> The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
> of it!'
>
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there
> Sir.
> Did Santa bring it to you?'
>
>
> Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'
>
>
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa; The
> dick goes
> underneath the horse, not on top

[logic]

OH NO KNOBBY
please don't report me,
I couldn't stand another week in the Dunjun,