worst chat up line

[Adi-chef]

We were having a conversation at work, whats the best / worst chat up line you have heard.

[kev100]

A woman once said to me in a pub "if you have 9 inches you're taking me home"

I cant imagine it gets any worse than that, I wanted to vomit.

[goldfish1]

Did you take her home?

[orly]

She was talking shoe size

[hobsonbear]

my (now) husband saw me in a pub and asked my friends what i liked to do.  they said 'cooking and fishing' so he asked me 'can i cook trout?', however ( 20 years on) he maintains he said 'can you cook, you old trout?'

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[hafren40]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fried, boiled, poached or fertilised?

[Johnmof]

"You must have a mirror in your underwear, cos I can see myself in it".