Would LOVER be funny pomsta? Might get people talking?!
I also like BEZBY though as it describes you well ie her bezzys hubby. Mind you, you are also her hubbys bezzy too so maybe you could have HUZZY?!
Getting confused now!
Anyhow, let us know what you decide and I hope all of you have a great time.
Shivvy
PS - It always amazes me why people take the time to post an answer just to be rude and not even try to be helpful. Personally, I'm not one for printed t-shirts either but live and let live is what I say. You won't be annoying anyone and will probably give a lot of people a lot of laughs! Go for it.