wife

[tonyav]

man sitting reading paper when wife hit him across the head.
he said, '' what's that for ? '' she said, '' i've found a piece of paper in your pocket with ' mary ellen ' on it ! ''
quick as a flash he said, '' that wasthe name of a horse from the race last week ! ''
which she accepted .
week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan!
he says, '' whats that for ? ''
she replies, '' your f@cking horse phoned !

[terambulan]

cheers - great start ;)

[squarebear]

Haha! best one sao far this week.

[Mr-Marvel]

lol, like it.