Desert Island Exiles

[kick3m0n]

If you could banish 5 people to a desert island and rid your life of them forever...who would you chose, and why?  Think of it as a Room 101 for r-soles - those who just get up your nose.

I'll kick off - (NB these are only my humble opinions and do not reflect those of the site in any way!)

Darren Day - for consistently being beneath contempt

El Hadj Diouf (sp?)- for spitting, lying, cheating, spitting again, lying again, cheating again........

Robert Kilroy Silk - so many reasons, so little time. 

Michael Barrymore - possibly the least funny 'funnyman' ever. Deceitful, cowardly, annoying.

The Leader (ie head cretin) of Christian Voice.  I'm not even going to name him.

[zaskar]

...Michael Winner, Michael Winner, Michael Winner, Michael Winner...and Michael Winner... oily cherubian slug... :)

[FP]

Cliff Richard, Cilla Black, Carol Vorderman, Alex Ferguson and Linda Barker are the first 5 that spring to mind.  Cliff Richard is way out in front in the first boat to leave!

[SteveDerby]

1) Prince Charles & Camilla - Nuff said..
2) Carol Vorderman - famous for being able to add up!!!
3) Robbie Savage - Ex-Welsh international, who dives more often than a nuclear submarine!!
4) Jayne Middlemiss
5) Davina McCall - both her and Jayne, because they are the most annoying irritating women on TV (though Vanessa Feltz would have been on list if i was allowed to pick 6).

I know technically Charles & Camilla are 2 separate people, but they get spoken of as 1 entity by the press so often.