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zzxxee | 14:49 Sat 13th Dec 2008 | Family & Relationships
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if you were going to see the baby jesus what gift would you bring him and why? i would have bought him some no nails much kinder to the skin on the hands than nails , when he would be on a cross at a later date
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i would also bring him a travel cot much cosier than sleeping on hay
Actually, Jesus' arms may have been roped to the cross, so nails through the palms could have been OK. I expect he didn't see it that way, but for him the ensuing 6 (36?) hours were not going to be a lot of fun.
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Wasn't he (apparently!) nailed through the wrists? :o/
Common christian iconography shows him hanging on the cross via nails in his hands, but Roman crucifiction methods of the time tended to nail a person as you say via the wrist.

is this your supposed humour? Shame on you!
I'd take along the skeptic society to debunk the religion myth. To drum some sense into the magi & other hangers on. Maybe even some cult busting person to keep them locked in a motel room for as long as it takes for them to be unbrainwashed.
And I'd give the kid the noisiest toy I could find - to annoy Joey & Mary.
Strictly speaking he usually gets three prezzies so here goes.
1. Firstly the most important one is really for the olds - a huge box of disposable nappies. In my experience almost all babies excrete an aweful lot but for someone who grew up to spout such a load of s@*t as an adult, he would have to have been overendowed in the potty department even at birth.
2. A application to deep poll so he can change his name. Poor little ****** has enough problems without everyone assuming that he was Puerto Rican.
3. A inflatable dinghy. All that walking on water may have been an impressive party trick but would surely have played havoc with his Reeboks.

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