Man, I went to this chinese party in Aberdeen last night and it was probably one of the worst nights I have ever had. The party was so badly organised, the food was something that had been liberated from baboon's bottom, eaten and then regurgitated and served on a plate, and the guy who was doing the prize lottery thing kept saying the wrong colour and number of the ticket. Damn, it was pants! Half the folk who went to that party went to the casino afterwards and the food was so much better!
I'm chuffed cos I got �130! When I find a partner, I'm never gonna marry her so I don't have to give other folk red packets!