Get into crime

[Barquentine]

Does anyone know how someone with no previous experience of fraud or bank robbery could get into this area of 'work'? Unfortunately I have no useful contacts in these areas (sofar as I know) & have no idea how to get to know the 'right' / wrong people. Given the obscene leniency of judges within this society that they have created and therefore deserve I am confident that, even if caught, with no previous criminal record I would be unlikely to get 'punished'! And I only wish to rob banks to recover some of my own (tax) money. I am very keen to get into crime & to learn any methods to resist/escape arrest. All sensible/practical suggestions welcomed.

[notSarah]

great plan, well thought out.

[gonzo00]

do you wanna join a gang????

[fredpuli47]

Do you have an instances of judges showing 'obscene leniency' to bank robbers or fraudsmen, to give us ?

[Barmaid]

And I am not entirely sure that it is the judges that have created this society. They must sentence within the law and the sentencing guidelines.

Oh and fraud and bank robbery are treated entirely differently by the courts (largely because bank robbery normally involves violence or at least the threat of it) so you can be guaranteed a decent stretch in a Cat B for robbery.

However, I do appreciate your rather tongue in cheek post!

[NOOLYBROCEHT]

Hang around the nearest court and chat to the ones who've just be let off...

[soicowboy]

snatches are better than robberies,less time! banks or jewellers would be sufficient to gain a few easy grand...u only get charged with theft...take a tray of emerald rings ranging from 1k to 8k each,40 rings per tray,just think how much that will net u on the black market..no judge in the land would sentnce u to prison first time around,just get a good probation report etc...why u think so many people from eastern europe and africa etc coming to uk to commit crime? simple...ITS EASY !!!

[soicowboy]

crime doesnt pay? yeah rite!!!

[hundreddolla]

Hang around dodgy boozers.