Childrens Jokes

[ali_alic]

Any of you AB'ers know any goods childrens jokes. like

 

Q  What do you call a fish with no eyes? 

A : a Fsh

 

Q : What do you call a fly with no wings?

A :  a walk

 

etc etc  Cheers in advance

[Artful]

Well, ali_alic you snuggle down to hear this wonderful story about a dustbin but there's nothing to tell because it is empty. Yes?

I didn't understand bernardo's about the difference between a duck - duh!

[jno]

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

What's purple and lies at the bottom of the sea?

Moby Plum.

What's black and yellow and goes zub zub?

Bee flying backwards.

 

Thank you thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. No, really.