Policeman

[Ian1]

I was driving along the road in my car when a policeman stopped me.

He said "What's your car?"
I said "A Vauxhall"
He said "Where are you going to?"
I said "Whitehall"
He said "Where have you come from?"
I said "Walsall"
He said "What's in your boot?"
I said "A holdall.
He said "What's in it?"
I said "Nothing much....."

[Man in Black]

YESSSS - a good one!

[Electrochem]

That made my laugh!

Reminded me of the last time I heard it about 30 years ago!

[story_teller]

????? am i being thick...but i dont get it