Which is best ?

[legendis.god]

Cola bottles or kola cubes?

Or dont you have a sweet tooth?

[crisgal]

i don't like either!

If it ain't got chocolate on it, i'm not interested.

Unless it's a coconut mushroom or a pntefract cake.

I wonder if you could dip them in chocolate? Mmmmmmmm

[crisgal]

oops! pontefract of course!

[joggerjayne]

coconut mushrooms and pontefract cake ...

... excuse me a sec ...















Bleeeeeaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!



Thank you. I'm okay now.

[Gormless]

SMSL @ knobby !!!!!!!!

[legendis.god]

pontefract cakes are actually made from old bits of tar from the street and have an aftertaste of doggy doo from folk walkin on it.


so i was told reliably by a homeless man in the street whom i gave a pound to once .


� did that help ?

[joggerjayne]

SMSL ?

Sh 1t my self laughing ??????

[joggerjayne]

Oh, hang on Knobby ... you're talking about mens' willies !!

[legendis.god]

only if you were old incontinent and a bit dim jayne




mind you if the shoe fits


i know someone

lol

[Gormless]

Well I've sponged up the worst of it now, but seriously isn't knobby just the funniest thing that's ever happened on here?

He is so amazingly and originally funny.

[legendis.god]

I saw a man walking a dog and reading a newspaper at the same time today.

[Gormless]

I WAS that dog.