Bloke goes to the doctors....

Ian1 | 19:35 Mon 16th Feb 2009 | Jokes

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Bloke goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I think I've got AIDS".

The doctor says "Right, here's what I want you to do".

"Go home and drink 10 pints of Guinness".

"Then, when you've drunk that, I want you to open a tin of prunes".

After that, I want you do have a bowl of All Bran".

"Will that cure me, doctor?" says the man.

"No, but it remind you what your @rse is for!"

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Try this without the " & quot "

Bloke goes to the doctors and says " Doctor, I think I've got AIDS ".

The doctor says " Right, here's what I want you to do ".

" Go home and drink 10 pints of Guinness " .

" Then, when you've drunk that, I want you to open a tin of prunes " .

After that, I want you do have a bowl of All Bran".

" Will that cure me, doctor? " says the man.

" No, but it remind you what your @rse is for! "