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flobadob | 22:40 Mon 02nd Mar 2009 | Religion & Spirituality
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If you get there who do you live with?
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Blokes get to live with Cameron Diaz, whereas girlies live with George Clooney.

You may wonder how it works that all the blokes can simultaneously live with Cameron Diaz, and the obvious reply is that Heaven is run by God, who can do anything he wants if he puts his mind to it.
Anyone more interesting in Hell?
Someone asked Jesus 'If a man marries seven times, which woman will be his wife in Heaven?' Jesus answered 'all of them' because, as he said, there is no marriage in Heaven, everybody 'belongs' to everybody.
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Well that's cleared that up then. Much earlier than usual.

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