one corny joke!

[ALLO]

how do you make a tissue dance?

[tetherend]

Oh, alright then, How do you make a tissue dance?

[ALLO]

you gotta guess!

[tetherend]

Dangle it on a fan, then it would do the fan-dango?

[Jansy]

Put a little boogie in it

[ALLO]

all right jansie!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was a good try tetherend!  anyone else got a corny joke?

[ALLO]

sorry andy i don't get it

[Philtaz]

Whoosh!!!!!

[THECORBYLOON]

ALLO you may not have got it but the woman did.......

[magicdice]

haha, nice one andy

why are pirates pirates?

because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, me hearties.

where did hitler keep his armies?

The brunt of his forces were applied to the Eastern front, but throughout different periods of the war, a sizable chunk were used to protect the Atlantic Wall and a handful of divisions were used in Africa, to secure shipping routes

[graemer]

I offered to bet the local butcher he couldn't reach the meat up on the top shelf and he said "No, the steaks are too high"
Thank you very much

[Philtaz]

OK, what's big, red and eats rocks?

A big, red rock eater!!

[graemer]

A guy asked me to buy a raffle ticket for Arthritis so I said "Got any better prizes?"