Feeling unwell

[chrisrob]

a man went to an alternative therapist who gave him a length of thin leather. "Chew an inch of this a day," he was told. A month later, the leather string was finished and the man still didn't feel well. Returning to the therapist he reported, "The thong has ended but the malady lingers on."

[nightmare]

I remember reading a version of this joke in "Laughter, the Best Medicine" in Reader's Digest, ca.1970

[chrisrob]

I don't claim originality (although a few are). My puns have been collected for donkey's ears!