A minor mishap ...

[mrs.chappie]

I have just accidentally knocked my mug tree off the worktop, it fell into the sink and four of the mugs have smashed.

Have you had a minor mishap today?

[Marijn]

Ten moderately bad floods in my kitchen in the space of two days, cos filter cap kept popping out of machine,
Oh how I laughed the tenth time! :-)

[NoMercy]

Once when he cracked a couple of ribs, he actually asked me if I'd wipe him (I'm honestly not kidding!!)

I grabbed my keys and headed down the pub, and switched my phone off.

[ianfran]

NoMercy - yuuuukkkkk yuuuucckkk and DOUBLE yuuucccckkkkk!!!! - phew!

[ianfran]

hang on mercy - have'nt finished yet !!!!!! - no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no - that is not cricket, is it? wiping your partners cheeks!!

[NoMercy]

I thought to myself at the time, either he'll have to go (into sheltered accommodation) or I'll have to get the hell outta here for the sake of my sanity!!!!!

[wendilla]

Not today but last week my exhaust fell off .Luckily I had just gone to bottom of street.

[lindylou16]

Sure have I was driving to work and someone cut me up and i dropped my phone into my coffee and it splashed all over my book.

[mrs.chappie]

LOL-ing at most of these posts. Thanks folks!

[:o)

[OldJake..]

NM me ole mucker yer avin a giraffe aintcha?

[hand-shanker]

yes a condom broke when I was with a philippino girl. te long 3 months wait now for a HIV test. damn it!

[NoMercy]

Nope, Oldjake, I'm not having a soapy bath!! LOL

[mccfluff]

i was in the middle of telling one of the lads he would soon be bendingover the table taking it up the @rse and one of the contractor walked in to tell me he'd finished my back passage, i laughed so much i very nearly wet myself