Y-ode-l to a Local
There was a man, Legend, who liked lederhosen
Especially on the men that he had chosen
It made a change from their bottomless chaps
Handle-bar taches, and leatherette caps
He likes to parade them up and down
Then snuggle up with�em under his eider down
From night until dawn but not much sleep
He cuddles and canoodles, with a man called Pete
He says its fun in the reef in lederhosen
Its so warm that his bits never get frozen
Which really is quite fortunate for a man
Who has us much upstairs, as he has down.
By Gaius Octavianus