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lindylou16 | 15:00 Mon 30th Mar 2009 | Jokes
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I used to be obsessed with JRR Tolkien

Now I've kicked the hobbit!
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Have pain in chest.
15:28 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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lol this section gets worse!

A man visits his doctor: "Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings."
"Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book. "Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."
15:30 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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doctor doctor I think Im a pair of curtains..
pull yourself together
15:32 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Doctor Doctor my brother thinks he's an orange.
"where is he"
"he's here in my pocket
15:35 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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What do you call a wizard who knows how to hit a little white ball?
Cangolf
15:35 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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