nobody talks

[SLINKYKATE]

unless you talk a load of crap.

[tiggerblue10]

I thought you were off making macaroni cheese!

[SLINKYKATE]

its in the oven,where i think i'll stick my head.

[tiggerblue10]

Fine!

[carrot99]

If you connect your web cam we'd be able to see your bacon bits frying - but as for smelling them ...I don't think the technology is quite there yet! Although in the sixties Raymond Baxter, on Tomorrow's World, did say that in the future a computer would be available that would let us smell other people's food cooking - apparently that was what people were looking for in a computer - the ability to smell bacon bits frying at a distance...or maybe it was printing labels...something like that!

[sn�gs]

Glazed carrots anyone?

[legendis.god]

rather aggressive slinky?

your posts do seem to vary

from bizarre

to just pure mental in your face innit ???�?�



lol

[lindylou16]

My old man has this reason for not being able to cook.
For some reason he always confuse the words "marinate" and "masturbate."

Maybe that's why nobody likes his cooking.

[Drisgirl]

Reported !! (joking)

(only cos she thought I had reported her other gross joke -I didnt but I agree you tell people to eff off cos youve had a bad day then post a thread apologising -hmm??)

Enjoy your macaroni avec singed hair lol

[carrot99]

macaroni with monkey hair, Dris - your french needs work!

yoo hoo snaggy!

[NoMercy]

I posted a thread about peoples' least fave advertising slogans and you posted an answer about me being a cheapskate and trying to get feedback about products before I buy. Like most of my threads, it was just a laugh.

[SLINKYKATE]

nomercy it wasnt me

[NoMercy]

Check my thread on 26/03 at 16:50.

I didn't take it to heart, cos you subsequently posted a thread apologising to anyone who you'd offended that day. I just took it that you'd got the wrong end of the stick.

[Drisgirl]

carrot - lol -good one !!!.I'll brush up my french skills at the weekend !!

[SLINKYKATE]

noMerci,it was me ,just checked again i'm sorry,i have a crap sense. of humour