I had my own business years ago, and the majority of the shoplifters I caught were little old people. I caught an 86 year old woman stealing some chocolates, and when I apprehended her, she had the audacity to complain that they were the wrong ones anyway!!!
I console myself with being about evens with what I have had from the banks and government compared to what they have unfairly had from me - i did have a chocolate bar when I was a paperboy tho' ;0)