Welcome to England

[dilligaf]

A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him three wishes.
He says "I'm hungry" KA-POW, a full banquet table appears.

He says "I want a nice house" KA-POW, a mansion complete with swimming pool appears.

And for my third wish he says "I want to be a real Englishman" KA-POW, everything vanishes.

"Where's everything gone" he asks the fairy?.

Fairy said "Your an Englishman now mate and entitled to fcuk all"

[DEN53]

Oh so true .........

[chinadog]

Very good and true!!