Gems...

[Bbbananas]

.. I haven't quoted any Corrie-isms lately - but there were two crackers recently which I must share. If only one of you finds them amusing, it'll make me feel less of a weirdo...

"Why don't you come into the yard and have a look at me blue-eyed ****?" (Jack Duckworth).

"Will you shut up - I mean, really - I'm trying to get a picalilli stain out of mother's bedroom carpet". (Deidre)

[rinkins]

Ha ha LOL love the deidre one!

[funnygirl]

I laugh at Jack saying that. So did Molly and Tyrone!!!!

So Jack has got a girlfriend and apparently she's been in the show so many times as different people.
She supposedly was the one who was gonna buy the Duckies B&B. But I don't remember that.
She also played a lollipop lady someone called Brenda Kelly in the series!!!!!

[craft1948]

it's because of brilliant lines like these that I watch corrie.....the story lines can be rubbish but 'gems' like these, as you rightly call them have me in stitches. When Blanche opens her mouth my gran is suddenly re-incarnated......

[Bbbananas]

I thought she looked familiar, funnygirl.
Jack deserves another nice lady - & one with a shared interest in his pigeons; soulmates! The reaction of Molly & Tyrone to his blue-eyed **** comment was priceless - I'm glad someone else noticed.

Rinkins - Deidre & Blanche I think come out with some of the funniest lines ever.

[rinkins]

I don't watch it I just read your quotes!! I might have to watch it for the humour value!

[Bbbananas]

just noticed the **** - it was a blue-eyed c0 ck he was referring to! In case that wasn't obvious?!

[rinkins]

Oh brilliant!

[Leggendisgod]

the sight of blanche in a chubby brown flying hat and goggles was enough for me to p�sss myself laffin lol

[Bbbananas]

She certainly is a cracker as Frank Carson would say... (was it him?)

[curvybird]

I'm fancying sum piccalilli now

[mccfluff]

eugh i tried picalilli for the first time the other night, that stuff is gross

i haven't watched corrie in years might have to have a look!

[mrs.chappie]

Howdy all!

I thought that was soooo funny too!

Don't think he said 'blue-eyed ****' though - he probably said blue pied ****, a mutation of colours on the bird.

[No,Knowledge]

is Rita pregnant?

[dot.haukes]

i just noticed that No Kno. wonder if she has fybroids

[mrs.chappie]

The starred-out word is c0ck.