Cockney Rhyming slang

[milly143]

Any know any good ones?

[wotsit]

Nelson Mandela = Stella Artois,as in "I'll have a pint of Nelson please landlord".

[milly143]

this may just be me being thick but, they don't rhyme??

[Artful]

Suppose it depends on your pronunciation, dunnit milly143!

[Artful]

There's a lot here;

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

 

[jno]

'bottled it' is one, indirectly: from lost his bottle - bottle and glass - a*se - idea being he's lost control of his bowels.

'Yonks' is spoonerism slang, if there's such a thing: donkeys' years - yonkeys' dears - yonks.

[spudqueen]

Berk is from Berkely Hunt - C**t

Ruby Murray - Curry (as in do you fancy going for a Ruby on Friday night)

[milly143]

sorry wotsit it was just me bein fick innit. I see what you mean now.

[ruthlessjak]

with respect to the stella = Nelson Mandela - where i live you can proudly ask for a "wife Beater" - and get a pint of Stella . .

Thats not really ******* rhyming slang but it is slang - more new-chav slang i suppose

[jno]

For Pete's sake, did the asterisks just delete the word meaning someone born within hearing of the Bow Bells???

[Gooner_Badge]

Fergal .. as in Fergal Sharkey