An expectant father rings the hospital

[BilluSugger]

to see how his wife is getting on. By mistake he's connected to Lords cricket ground.
"How's it going?" he asks.
"Fine.", comes the answer, "We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."

[sophie_1003]

heard it before but still made me laugh!

[marval]

HaHa I like it.