What was the naughtiest thing

[NoMercy]

you did as a child - and how were you punished?

[B00]

Just remembered one- when i was about 8 or 9, I thought it would be funny to wake my dad up by smacking him on the head with my wooden hairbrush. God alone only knows why I thought he'd be amused by this. He, however wasnt, as he woke up like he'd been poleaxed as my brush shattered on his bonce.

[zzxxee]

shaved my grandads eyebrow off when he was asleep a bit intoxicated lol i was 7 and got grounded for life

[carrust]

When I was twelve I used to go to the local market & put maggots I'd bought from a fishing tackle shop, into womens shopping bags.

[sn�gs]

Dragged an old mattress on top of the local community hall... decided it would be fun to set fire to it.

When the roof caught, 'we' ended up calling the Fire brigade.

Got a severe b0llocking from the Police and beaten badly by Mum...

[NoMercy]

lol @ you bunch of rascals !!!

When we were young, my brother dialled 999 and when asked what service he required, he asked for Superman. We had a visit from the police, and he got into big trouble!!!

[sn�gs]

I also got caught stealing a frozen chicken as a dare...

how I thought I'd get through the checkouts with a 5lb 'freerange with giblets removed'' I don't know...

[joggerjayne]

I had a long think about whether to post this, because it makes me sound a bit horrid ... which I'm not, really.

When I was at prep school, there were a small group of girls who were really beastly. One lunch time, we got one of them, and one of those long poles for opening high windows ...

We pushed it through the sleeves of her blazer, and hung her up between two cupboards, and ...

(oh crikey, this sounds awful ...)

... we threw things at her.

We didn't get punished at school because, obviously, she didn't dob us all in.

However, her parents found out (torn blazer or some such nonsense) and Daddy went absolutely bananas. But I think he secretly knew that we were in the right.