MM and KM Links May 2009 [Week 3]

[crofter]

Here commenceth (my new dentures theem to be very looth ~ Joke!) the third week of the reign of The Serene Steffie, entertaining her Fellow Linkers in that lovely country she calls "Home". I wonder what aspect of life in the southern climes will come under her scrutiny for this week's investigation, now that the sunstroke and over indulgence in sea water are mere memories.

[paulineward]

Hope you get a good nights sleep miss meg...pity we can't send pics on here...you could send us one of Susie.
Your are not tolerated...you are good company! Goodnight!

[twix123]

Goodnight Wendy, sleep well - we'll be thinking of you.

Pauline, I hope that he'll be good at making a nice oak casket, or will it be one of the new fangled eco friendly ones?

[evsajo]

Hello, have you missed me????? I have been for a drink with a friend and it was only going to be for an hour but 2and a half hours later decided we had better go home!!!!! Neither of us had alcohol as we were both driving.

[Meg]

Thanks Pauline, Bacardi is kicking in now, still got Susie's litter sister, Meg. She has been a bit poorly this week, had "women's troubles" worst case scenario emergency hysterectomy. Fortunately just an infection, kids and pets, they are putting me through the wringer at the moment!!

[paulineward]

You sound just like me miss meg! Good that you still have her sister...she will miss her! We do put ourselves through it...

Hi Kay...Kay who???...sober my foot!

twix....the cheaper the better! :-)))

My aunt is the best...she is 93 and is having an eco friendly death...at her request...when it happens! She is having no undertakers...no funeral...and having her body disposed off in carrdboard box...y the authorities..which apparently you can! Her family will go mad!
She has arranged it with her Solicitor who laughed all the way through her will 'sitting!'..

[twix123]

Pauline, does that mean that your aunt will be taken to the local recycling centre?

[evsajo]

I am sober, had to drive home so no alcohol passed my lips!!!
Moss Megs so sorry to hear you lost your little dog. I have had to make that decision in the past with 2 dogs and may have to do it again as one of my Yorkies really struggles with his breathing. I know how awful it feels, and also how bad it is afterwards. Geoff and I were heartbroken for weeks when our first dog Sam had to be put to sleep. I hope you are feeling a bit better about it now, and you just have to remember that although it was hard you have done the right thing for your dog. None of us would want our pets to suffer when we can do something about it, Will be thinking about youxx

[paulineward]

Twix...Oh what a good idea!!! ...She would love that!!
I am going to see her tomorrow night...not seen her for a couple of weeks...and she has had a fall!....so I shall ask her...and tell her who said it!... But how I explain you I don't know!!!

I shall ask...Do you think you are ..glass..white, green or red.....paper or cardboard....tin...plastic? I can imagine my answer!!!...It will be rude...will let you know!

She is a star...she sat as an MP in the 50's and has kept her interest in politics...so at the moment is having a ball! She has written to many and has registered a complaint of fraud with her local Police Station against her local MP !!
Am sure it will get nowhere...but we'll see!

[evsajo]

Well that was short and sweet (my visit I mean). Have suddenly gone extremely tired so am going to bed. Goodnight everyone, see you in the morning. xxx

[paulineward]

That's what alcohol does to you Kay!!! :-)))
Night night!

[twix123]

Goodnight Kay, sleep well and good luck with the links in the morning.

[paulineward]

Well...I had better go and check on invalid...kick him...and see if he is still with us!!
Will then take great risk of infection...as I am a martyr...and get in bed...
If I do not show in the morning...could somebody send help?? :-))

[twix123]

Goodnight Pauline...hope that you sleep well and make it through to the morning.

I'll probably be making my pathetic link predictions about 11.30 tomorrow night, as usual.

Good luck with yours

[paulineward]

Goodnight twix...it's been nice knowing you!! :-))

Strix has been very quiet tonight!!!...I received a package from him today...addressed to the DRAGON(fly) in the Shrubbery at ( Hassop Road!!)...wonder if he is hiding?

[paulineward]

The worst thing is...it found it's way here!!!

[twix123]

Pauline,
Obviously the Post Office spies know that you hang out in the Shrubbery! :-))

[paulineward]

Possibly twix!!
Right..I am off to bed...and to collect my germs!! :-((

Night all!...good luck tomorrow!

[twix123]

Goodnight Pauline...just remember to sneeze a few times yourself and wait for the sympathy!!