Shells

[LewPaper]

We live very near the sea and one afternoon my ex was feeling a little restless; I think she wanted a drive in the country, but I was far too busy trying to find where the cat landed after a recent computer freeze.

Anyway, I suggested she go to the beach and look for shells. This interested her and just as she was leaving I added - 'be choosey though, only pick up the unexploded ones'.

[bazzyman]

Cruel man.
Wifes are there to be loved and cherished, not hoping they get blown to bits on the beach.

[mccfluff]

where did your cat land?

[LewPaper]

bazzy - Yes, generally I'd agree, so long as they do as they're told, but she continually brought up my breakfast with the cup's handle on the wrong side, washed the car leaving streaks and refused my perfectly reasonable request that she defrosted the car'swindows, started it and got the inside nice and warm for me when necessary.

And mcc - I eventually found her in the middle of the road, a little bit worse for wear, well, dead actually. But don't worry, I managed to get another one.