Should i get a wife??

[leggysreturn]

Tonight im going home and i will have to swiffer the floors and mop and dust the place !!!


Now would i be better off just getting a wife so she could do all thta stuff?

Oh and i need to do my ironing tooo ffs.

So should i get a wife to do the work?

Its a tough decision.

Any suggestions gratefully acccepted.

[Everhelpful]

You can have mine,but she needs ironing.

[Ice.Maiden]

But if you like ironing, ten yards of tartan'd be a dream, wouldn't it!

[cazzz1975]

learn to fit tidying in to your day, a wife will be like a ball and chain stopping you doing what you want, she will take up room with her stuff and moan at you for leaving stuff lying around.

if cleaning does not float your boat, hire a cleaner, cheaper, does the job, no nagging

[pastafreak]

From wiki....

" For a full kilt, 8 yards of fabric would be used regardless of size and the number of pleats and depth of pleat would be adjusted according to their size. For a very large waist, it may be necessary to use 9 yards of cloth. "

still a lot to hire someone to do.....

[cazzz1975]

I love ironing but pleated skirts are a real ******!

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol @ cazzz! Nobody and nothing stops my husband from doing what he wants - but most of it I order him to do anyway. : )

[pastafreak]

Hiya icey...checked your mail????

[Ice.Maiden]

No pasta - not yet.
Will do. x

[Everhelpful]

You've missed the point ,I'm afraid,she needs ironing to get rid of her wrinkles.!! So She says.!!

[tiggerblue10]

I need a wife too. The carpet has cat fur blobs dotted here and there and I'm too tired to deal with it. I actually managed to do some washing up when I got home this evening. Miracles do happen!

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL, LOL - Estee Lauder wrinkle lifting serum.

[caththecrazy]

http://www.ussalesservice.com/newproducts/scru bbytoes.htm

Get these and get naked save on the ironing

[leggemessiah]

They look good cathy and less grief than some whining bint

[pastafreak]

Guess that wasn't a compliment for women..eh leggy???