pop to the shop

[crisgal]

in a village near me there is a butcher called

"Pete the Meat"

Next door is a fabric shop called

"Drapes and Shapes"

and further along a greengrocers called

"Reg the Veg"

I was thinking - 'cus i can't sleep - what could other shops would fit in nicely on this street?

[tetherend]

Vets for Pets

fast food place called Chow for Now

[funkychicken]

Max for snacks
like a corner shop with crisps, chocolate etc

pretty lame I know....

[acw]

These are pretty lame - but here are my offerings!!

• Jill/Gill the pill - for the chemist
• Doris the Florist
• Louise the Cheese - for the deli
• Malcy (as in Malcom) the Alchy - for the off licence
• Rub-a-dub-dub - the village pub
• Fred the bread - bakery

Think I'll stop there for now.... before I name the Banker!!!! :-p

[IndieSinger]

Roger the Milkman.

[bwfcolinh58]

donnas kebabs

[crisgal]

i've just read my question! English is my first language - honest! I've got terrible tonsillitis at the moment so I've not slept for three nights and am drugged up to the eyeballs!

Anyway, I've just remembered a launderette in catford (or was it Streatham) called the:

Wishy washy slishy sloshy washy knicky quickie!

Not in the same vein I know, but surely worth a mention.

[SteveD]

Have a look at the Gallery here:

http://www.shophorror.co.uk/

[apex204]

There could be a hairdressers called the Curl Up & Dye

[crisgal]

or Claire's hair

[morg_monster]

my bf's nickname is pete the meat...

[mongos bird]

lucky morg_monster!!!

[loulee89]

very lucky morg_monster...my bf's nickname is Henry Hedgehog...coz he has spiky hair...lame i know!!