oh my word!

[sara3]

here's a message I just received from a dating site..

"Hello Sara, I am Richard from Letchworth in North Herts. I am seeking a nude or topless cleaner for my home. This is a fantasy I have had for ages and would love to make it come real. Please let me know if you are interested."

1) I don't like cleaning my own home, 2) it's cold!

any suggestions for a reply?

[sqad617]

How much will you pay?

[bigmamma]

Hee sara , the same as 1 and 2 I reckon :-D xx

[hc4361]

Ask if your brother could do it.

[sqad617]

sara....which Dating Site was it?

[sara3]

www.freedating.co.uk

I guess you get what you pay for!!

[mightyWBA]

"If I can keep my rubber gloves on I'll be round Wednesday morning"

[sqad617]

Thanks sara....have you ever been on an assignation?

[sara3]

explain an assignation!

[sqad617]

Extra-marital heterosexual meeting............my definition anyway...LOL..............a "date"

[Squitty]

Send SuBo !

[sara3]

extra marital? no one mentioned being married! but yes, I have been on dates :o)

as for the rest of you, you're just sick ;o)

[sqad617]

sara......were you apprehensive and were there any successful meetings?.........by that I mean..."enjoyable evenings"

[brenda]

sara3--if you are not going to go, can I go instead?

His fantasy would be shattered as soon as he opened the door.The largest Marigolds would still leave much exposed., not all of it pretty.!!!!!

[sara3]

sqad.. I like it when you beat around the bush!

yes, I've had some "enjoyable" evenings but they were far out-weighed by very dull ones, and a couple of scary ones!

[craft1948]

so what time are you going round sara?

[sara3]

brenda, I'll pass on your credentials :o)

[sara3]

craft, Monday at 8pm.

[sqad617]

sara....LOL

[craft1948]

good girl sara.......frighten him!!

[sara3]

I certainly would, craft!