Hey there lonely girl I have heard on the grapevine that the boy scouts are looking for ugly people like you who look like sh1t to do a bob a job for them in Londons kings cross.
The only qualifications that you have to have are being ugly on both the inside and outside.
So you fit the bill perfectly and they have seen your profile and picture and they will guarantee that you will make at least two bob a day by bobbing you ugly head up and down on the blind punters.
lol knobby, you're so very funny, how (and indeed why) you find the time to do this amazes me, still, it keeps you awake, make sure noone steals the horse you'll be towing that caravan yourself,