I got fined for ordering a black coffee

[Pufflette]

I got fined in a caf� for ordering a black coffee. Following my order a member of the PC brigade wrestled me to the ground and issued the �1000 fine. After attending a PC correction facility I realise that the correct term is:

One coffee without a lactose supplement, please.

The adjective 'black' is exclusionary and has a direct and shameful correlation with the slave trade.

[trt]

Theres goes my shopping tomorrow, I need grounded black pepper.

[wishy123]

Sorry this does not even belong in Crap Jokes because it only satisfies half of the requirements (the first half)

[wishy123]

PS Lactose is the natural sugar found in milk, it's not the milk itself, so this is not even scientifically accurate. Just horribly unfunny. I'm also not sure that 'exclusionary' is a proper word.

[zig.zag]

good one father ted

[littleoldme]

Blimey - people don't half take things at face value on this site, don't they? ;-)

Remember - if you ever are accused of racism, the correct response du jour is that you were in fact making fun of racism. This can get you off any charge. I expect the BNP to put themselves forward as the masters of parody any time now.

[Pufflette]

wishy 123

exclusionary

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/exclusi onary+