Gut ache...

[orange-gnome]

I really need a poo but just can't. I haven't been for a few days now and it is starting to hurt! Anyone got any good ideas to make yourself 'go' ??

[orange-gnome]

Netibiza, I have the bottle ready and am very scared! Should I stand in the bath? Is it a messy process? It won't just all pore out will it, I mean I will be able to control it won't I?

[gpb]

Hi orange-gnome. Hope things are improving. Like the last answer lactulose from the chemist is worth a try but don't take too much.

[Robinia]

I'm just hoping that after all of this you don't have to move your computer to the loo all day tomorrow o-g!!

[luckystrike]

A cup of strong coffee usually does it for me!

[orange-gnome]

lol...... never had such a weird experience ever b4!!!
Thanks netibiza, worked like a charm!!

Good job I have a laptop too Robinia!!! hehe

[netibiza]

So are you sorted now orange-gnome? Try to keep regular from now on, but you can always rely on the old washing-up bottle if needs must. xxx

[shady_jady]

All Bran :D

[smudge]

I'm so glad Neti's suggestion worked for you O-G! Just remember from now on:

"A glass of prune juice a day, will help keep constipation at bay"!

[JackRegan]

Go to the chemist and get some chocolate laxitive and this will work very quickly and will get your digestive system running again as it can shut down and stop working.

[orange-gnome]

Now that I can finally post an answer again I can thank you all for your wonderful advice!! I am feeling much better now!

[netibiza]

Dr. Netibiza's surgery is now open - Next???

[Gef]

Vegetarian cod liver oil - now that's a good one!

[angelknowsal]

A huge glass of really really chocolate milk shake, like at least a litre, this helps.