If you could own a pub what would you call it.......

[craft1948]

Following on from boobi's thread I would call mine.....'The Banging Clit'........

[pericat]

Homer Sexual is head barman

[Bobbisox]

Flirty Gertie the buxom barmaid
Ben Doonigan is the Manager from Ireland
Oomeee Hands is the little Indian glass collector
Twit and Tw@t the twins who sell the raffle tickets on Saturday night

[mccfluff]

well i wouldn't want a pub so i think a club, with very strict member ship rules.....

ob all the members have to be fine and upstanding and the selection committee is made up of women with very high standards (final vote goes to me of course)

[craft1948]

PMSL.......you're all mad.......I think my neighbours are getting worried 'cos I keep laughing very loudly.....

[redman41]

Are you lot running a Pub or a Brothel or both !!!! LOL

[theonlyone]

there is a pub in Blackpool called The Flying Handbag ....

[20SilkCut]

Years ago i used to work in a bar that had a nightclub called 'Heaven'...(no not the one in London).....

It was more like hell on earth....madness in every sense of the word, but great crack...and lots of great memories!! lol